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Texan oil rig

The act of ejaculating into ones anus, shitting it out, and eating the shit.
Things got wild when we did the Texan Oil Rig last night
by xxxbigblackniggaballshd October 4, 2020
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Moody rigged

When someone fixes something all sorts of messed up. A much more socially acceptable phrase vs “n——-r rigged” named after the famous Brandon Moody of Northern Michigan.
“That mf moody rigged my water and now when I turn the hot water knob the water comes out cold and vice versa
by 1dong2long September 15, 2022
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Gerry-Rig

To fix something on the fly with good craftsmanship
Gerry Gerry-Rigged the exhaust on my Rav 4.
by Danirox420 May 31, 2025
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lemon-rig

The act of repairing a newly purchased item that arrived damaged.

A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.

Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.

The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
"This vacuum doesn't suck!! Here's the problem! There's a hole in the hose. Instead of returning it, I'll just lemon-rig it with duct tape."

"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"

"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
by Cravicky July 27, 2021
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new rig

Have you heard that trash "New Rig" ?
by whattaday August 20, 2017
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Was that you that voted down some of my definitions?

So, why are you doing it?
Why are you rigging the votes
by WorseThanHitler March 13, 2021
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Rigged

A girl/boy who is so in love with someone they will stay with them regardless of getting cheated on and(or) disrespected constantly.
She's still with me even though I cheated on her. - random guy 1

Bro, she's rigged. - random guy 2
by boiledburgers March 4, 2024
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