Retard

Definition 1: An incredibly stupid and fucked up individual who has no real meaning in life and deserves to die alone in bed holding on to Monga.

Definition 2: You. A retard is you. Why the fuck would you search up "Retard" In the urban dictionary you sick fuck.

Person 1: Hey guys, Barney told me that I have ten fingers, but I counted eleventeen. I think Barney is stupid.

Person 2: No you retarded dumb fuck you have only ten fingers are you actually mentally retarded you fucking autist?

by I stole your kid and raped him February 8, 2019

retard

A boy named Kristian Morgan

Kristian Morgan is a retard

by Beky Boo July 12, 2017

Retard

Used to describe someone stupid. Isn’t a racial slur for fucks sake

14 year old girl: Uhhh actually retard is a slur towards-
Gerald: Stfu retard

by NiggaballsHD February 17, 2021

Retard

My dumbass math professor.

Hey look at that RETARD teaching class!

by DarthyTheVader December 3, 2018

Retard

The people on mobile game ads who can't figure out the simplest of puzzles.

Game: got to click something here ()
Retarded player: clicks something here()

by Youractualmother.com February 25, 2020

retarded

Tobias Mccullum

“He retarded as shit must be Tobias slow ass.”

by realassbitchwhoonlyspeakfacts. June 27, 2019

retard

you lol

me:why should i tell you what the word retard means?you retard.
you: *a single tear*

by a cool person??? November 1, 2017