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by JuiceTinTime March 14, 2018
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Hym "You know you don't have to ratchet yourself up anything to get sex. Here's the hierarchy (because I know you love visuals)
Big Fat Cockles > Money > Appearance
So ☝️ here and/or ☝️ is where you can see kids, retards, and old men. If they can't get the fat cock they will settle for money and take the meaty dick on the side. Appearance is the difference between them treating/talking to you as a man or woman. In their mind, not wanting to fuck you make you their "equal" and they only date UP hierarchy which makes the men they want to fuck better then women (literally by your own rules) So here is the gender social hierarchy as a model:
Men they fuck > Women ≥ Men they don't fuck > Small peepee
You are really peeved about that huh? Consciousness never plays a factor. Reality is objective btw the way. I'm not a postmodernist. I do like Kierkegaard though “People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.” or "Modern society has leveled the individual into an abstract phantom." I like the latter. It's what they (the public) deserve. And when they step out of the fog and show themselves, man, does it fill the golden with righteous indignation. Go back where you belong dregs! You're ideas are brilliant though and your thing is so much better than mine that we can use it to win the culture war."
Big Fat Cockles > Money > Appearance
So ☝️ here and/or ☝️ is where you can see kids, retards, and old men. If they can't get the fat cock they will settle for money and take the meaty dick on the side. Appearance is the difference between them treating/talking to you as a man or woman. In their mind, not wanting to fuck you make you their "equal" and they only date UP hierarchy which makes the men they want to fuck better then women (literally by your own rules) So here is the gender social hierarchy as a model:
Men they fuck > Women ≥ Men they don't fuck > Small peepee
You are really peeved about that huh? Consciousness never plays a factor. Reality is objective btw the way. I'm not a postmodernist. I do like Kierkegaard though “People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.” or "Modern society has leveled the individual into an abstract phantom." I like the latter. It's what they (the public) deserve. And when they step out of the fog and show themselves, man, does it fill the golden with righteous indignation. Go back where you belong dregs! You're ideas are brilliant though and your thing is so much better than mine that we can use it to win the culture war."
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