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Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to utilize or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap
Yo B, the bike flew off the truck last night when we were taking it the track because you are ratchet strap retarded.
by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021
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Poop Ratchet

Self descriptive 😉
by S to the Andrew June 1, 2020
mugGet the Poop Ratchetmug.

ratchet

that girl with black hair and a boyfriend is ratchet
by peniswenis7777 August 13, 2021
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ratchet momma

Livi druffner grossss
Sorry bro I hate ratchet momma night
by Like icky November 13, 2020
mugGet the ratchet mommamug.

secret ratchet

A man or women that is attractive to look at, but contains the qualities a ratchet/faggot/thirsty/hoe contains:

-follows other ratchets on instagram and likes their photos and may give them their number(with or without a gf/bf)
-uses more than 3 hashtags
-uses both emoticons :), ;), etc. and emojis😊,😉, etc.

- may say ratchet lovey-dovey things (i love my baby boy/girl so much he/she is my world, my everything happy one week to my future husband/wife
- is over the age of 15 and still wears aeropostle/hollister clothes.
- wears ugg boots with leggings
- uses meaningful captions on instagram that has no connection to the picture
- uses over 3 emojis/punctuation marks in a bio/caption
- every photo they take is either a selfie or a mirror picture
- pictures with significant other are only of them kissing
Alex: Woah that guy is so sexy!

Morgan: No he is the guy that gives his numbers to those ratchets on insta....and he has a gf!

Alex: Damnit....he's a secret ratchet
by - al the pickle May 29, 2014
mugGet the secret ratchetmug.

Ratchet

When something is terrible and off (not the acronym for Old Fat Fuck)
Jonty: “Ella do you want to make a decision”
Ella: “ you know I think making decisions are ratchet”

Ella: “ do you want to try fennel”
Jonty: “why the fuck would I want fentanyl, that’s so ratchet!”
by Peachypie123 June 16, 2024
mugGet the Ratchetmug.

Ratchet

Evan is ratchet
by cowdoghorse76234 June 3, 2023
mugGet the Ratchetmug.

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