Russell

A simp for a girl typically named cathrine, and ditches the boys for her, usually for dumb reasons
Ex:

Russell : “I gotta go, I’m going out with Catherine for our 8 month anniversary
Everyone else: “anniversaries are annual bruh”
Russell :*Leaves the boys*
by Argopanda July 22, 2020
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alex russell

a very tall and stick like annoying person
Alex russell lays on the ground like a stick.
by alex russel October 20, 2017
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Russell Han

The Leg-Day Skipper, Chinese Food Connoisseur, and Science Enthusiast Extraordinaire!

Meet Russell, the master of selective dedication. He's infamous for skipping leg day at the gym, resulting in a comical lack of lower body strength. He has unspoken rizz but everyone overseas it. THE MASTER OF CATFISHING.

Now, brace yourself for Russell's true passion: math and physics. Numbers and equations dance in his dreams as he unravels the mysteries of the universe. Armed with an assortment of pocket protectors, he strives to outsmart any intellectual challenge thrown his way.
gym bro #1: Russell, ever considered leg day at the gym?
Russell Han: Nah, my legs prefer permanent vacation.
gym bro #1: but why do you skip legs?
Russell: Becus I am rasell, you ching chong
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Alex Russel

One of the hottest s guys you will ever see. On S.W.A.T he is known as Jim Street and is a sexy man he gives me big dick vibes
Girl: omg he’s so hot
Me:yeah that’s Alex Russel my daddy
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Russell Dean

A great guy who is extremely republican, a little bit communist, humorous, might seem a little racist, and has the biggest dick in the world.
Damn, Russell Dean always with them fucking republicans! Russell DigBick
by Dr. Jamie Jackson January 12, 2018
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Russell branding

When a celebrity or somewhat relevant figure -usually right-leaning - suddenly starts to promote Christian teachings after having shown no interest, or even disdain, towards religion in the past.

This is usually done as some form of preparation for damage control when expecting some kind of sexual assault/abuse allegation or lawsuit to be incoming.
"You heard Joe Rogan has been seen going to church lately?"
"Uh-oh, he must be russell branding"
by hp lolcraft May 31, 2025
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