roberto

Someone who is rude, kind of a jerk, but also sweet, funny, smart, and usually off limits by someone else. Can be particularly mean to some people, especially the friends of his future girlfriend, but still is considerably charming and chivalrous.

1) Roberto is such a jerk, but I can't help but like him!

2) Why do you like Roberto? He called your friend a bitch!

by mina_love August 12, 2009

thrift store robber

A person who enters a thrift store with full intent to shoplift any items that will fit in their pockets and purses. They may even steal a purse and put stuff in it.

A low form of shoplifter who will go into any store and steal the floor tiles if they're not tacked down well enough.

1. "Did you see that girl in Electronics? She was putting a surge protector in her purse! WTF? She'd be a thrift store robber, that one."

2. Stacy was kicked out of the thrift shop for stealing all the clothes instead of putting them away; what a thrift store robber.

by kero frangipani pants February 6, 2009

Grave Robber

A young woman or man who is attracted to or dates older men. Usually, twice their age or near death. The opposite of a cradle robber.

Example 1:
Me: Hey look at that guy! I wouldn't kick him out of bed!
You: That's because he wouldn't be physically able to get out of bed.... >.>
Example 2:
Me: I've got a date with this hot chick i met yesterday.
You: Another cougar?
Me: Yes, does that make me a grave robber?

by Thianica October 6, 2011

Roberate

An internet YouTuber God that has sadly deactivated and left YouTube. He was famous for his Terrible Channels, and when he left, many created Terrible Channels in their own way.

Also popular for his videos that are:

-Terrible Channels: Sonic99rae
-People Who Milk Minecraft (1&2)

An uneducated swine: Who is Roberate?

A long follower: A fallen God.

by A Follower Of Roberate May 14, 2018

Roberts

The Roberts family are absolute legendary, they are amazing and sexy. Smart and intuitive, except they get crazy. They are rich and wealthy, they like their tea strong.
We are probably Welsh too.

“Crickey, he rich as a Roberts”

by Monica Foloola Geller October 20, 2019

Bank Robber Position

Parking your vehicle so as to make a hasty escape; Parking right in front of a store's entrance to enable one an "In and out" experience and not waste alot of time walking to and from the store to your vehicle.

Dude's in the bank robber position. Yeah, he must be in a hurry.

by Ed Monkey December 6, 2007

Bank Robbery

Where a bank steals money from its customers by numerous and excessively high fees.

Guy1: The bank charged me thirty dollars for a stagnant money fee. What the hell is a stagnant money fee?
Guy2: Its called bank robbery.

by judge dredd7 August 31, 2012