quaker

Someone who is born from an older couple. Typically with siblings much older, or no siblings at all. Usually stubborn and has little to none of their own ideas, due to their parents supposed wisdom.

-Hey, how old was that chicks mom?
.Like 60 something
-Oh, so she is a quaker.
.What the hell is a quaker, are you talking about the christian thing?
-No... never mind, forget it I made it up.

by Brad Ruckson September 16, 2010

Quake Monkey

A guy who shoots people because a video game tells him to.

damn, eric and dylan are a bunch of QUAKE MONKEYS

by daMAN September 26, 2003

quaker

A dumbass. Quite possibly has red hair, light skin, tall, skinny.

Shut up, you quaker.

by davey April 14, 2006

quameen

the greatest pimp

by quameen May 12, 2003

Cat Quaker

A slang term for a bruised vagina a.k.a. Blue waffle or bruised pussy

Savannah is a cat Quaker

by Turtleboi07 May 10, 2014

quake

Slang term for drinking alochol

I quaked so much last I threw up three times!

by pelicanjed January 24, 2003

al- quaeda

terror network responsible for wtc bombing, us embassy bombing in kenya and tanzania, 9-11

jake:ey ned ned: yea? jake: ever heard of al- quaeda ned: yea those damn muslim extremists fought back against us

by weathrguy May 22, 2010