postmortem post

When someone replies to a post of yours(like on facebook) several days after your original post and whatever ever they write doesn't seem to having any meaning cause that topic is dead.

Someone posts: Had a bad day can't wait to have a glass of wine tonight. Three days later at 11:00 a.m. a friend posts: That sounds good drink one for me. They have left a postmortem post for you.

by ruralbetter March 8, 2010

Team Possum Productions

The greatest film production company ever; a company that produces great films.

Team Possum Productions make good films.

by El December 17, 2003

sky possum

invisible flying possums. Their rabies turn you invisibe.

sky possums must of bit my friend i can't find him

by sky possi king December 3, 2010

postmodern

acknowledging complexity in a way that makes conservatives uncomfortable :(

I can't believe all those postmodern neo-Marxists are trying to make us believe that gender is more complex than "penis boy, vagina girl"! This is why Western civilization is dying.

by eeveergreen July 10, 2019

possum

Someone who is unattractive that believes they are attractive. She is playing possum, just like possum play dead when they aren't, she played attractive when she wasn't

Old females who are completely unattractive but think they are. She was playing possum with us.

by Paramo April 13, 2011

Possumming

The act of touching someone sexually whilst they are sleeping, also known as the friendly rape.

Possumming is a victimless crime, who wouldn't want to be touched up in their sleep. Derived from the behavioural patterns of the possum. This animal plays dead while predators are near. It is very similar in the act of possumming only the possum is a person and the predator is a sexual predator.

You can get Possummed which is where you play dead or asleep whilst getting touched up.

The act of possumming is usually used by the person with a higher sex drive in a relationship, or teenage boys.

Possuming is not gender specific any one can possum someone else. girl on guy, guy on girl, guy on guy, girl on girl, guy on girl on girl, girl on guy on guy, guy on guy on guy, girl on girl on girl. Possummiung doesn't discriminate between the sexes.

The Three P's of Possumming

Position - where they are to you
precision - where you are touching them
persistence - if the roll over or wake up start again or reposition.

Jack was sleeping next to his girlfriend sarah and he is horny. He decides he would like to initiate sex with his partner. She is fast asleep, Jack decides to go in for a possum. he starts touching her all over and can see she is enjoying her self she wakes up and they have sex. In the morning Sarah says to jack what did you do to me last night Jack says you got possummed and start to laugh. sarah said it was bloody brilliant can we make possumming a regular event. jack says fancy a possum tonight, sarah says yes i love possuming its brilliant. (based on a true story)

by thecomedycaptain October 29, 2012

postmodernism

1. The period of time during which people started learning about modernism in textbooks and academic lectures.
2. The creative and philosophical output of people from this period.
3. Anything some boring attention-starved Youtuber doesn't like.
4. A dogwhistle for antisemitic conspiracy theories like "cultural Marxism," "ZOG," etc..

1. Postmodernism began when modernism ceased to be new and became a topic of study.
2. Postmodern writers learned about modernism and decided to try something fresh, either to take modernism further than it had gone or react against it.
3. Postmodernism is the reason we live in a society, like and subscribe
4. Postmodernism is a deliberate effort by globalists to destroy Western civilization, like and subscribe

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 11, 2020