pork deer

Noun: a person that is strange, weird, or just out off place.. Most pork deer smell like a hot ham sandwich

Look at that pork deer over there she has no shoes on and buck tooth and smells like two day old goat meat.

by Mr.darby November 15, 2013

Pork morning

When you wake up in the morning and all you crave is a big penis

David: What's up Pete?
Pete: Man I really want a big penis.
David: Then you must be having a pork morning.

by D'Arcy 69 April 7, 2017

handbag pork

Getting porked whilst still inhabiting your underwear

I was handbag porked behind the bins like a right Gucci.

by Arabella pearl August 30, 2022

pork mat

A reference to a discord conversation, a slur for stuck-up people.

God. That dude is such a pork mat.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

Pork Gobbler

One who cleans out the bacon at an all you can eat breakfast buffet!

Dang! that pork gobbler took all the bacon.

by Crham December 9, 2019

New pork

Whenever around mixed company and wanting to talk about human meat used the code word new pork

How does this sound over a bed of garlic mashed potatoes a braised roulade of new pork stuffed with locally grown spinach and a mushroom duxelle topped with a port wine demi-glace garnished with Bing cherry

by The Golden Cheetah August 16, 2018

Pulling pork

Sticking your fingers in a man's ass while tugging on the ball sack with the same hand

Marty was pulling pork when his wife walked in

by Piplover September 4, 2016