popscicle

Someone who has a stick up their ass.

Guy 1: "I don't think you should be doing that. You'll get a bad reputation if you get caught."

Guy 2: "Stop being such a popscicle, Eugene, and pass me the lighter. This gas line isn't going to blow itself up."

by JakobWellis December 20, 2010

Polish Popsicle

when a really awesome or dumb girl tells you to cum inside of her with a condom on, who proceeds to take the condom off and slurps all of the jizzum out, or onto into herself, whether its her mouth, face, esophagus and/or stomach.

Hey guys, last night this dumb ass bitch wanted to take a Polish Popsicle, so I came into my condom and dripped that shit all down her face and mouth!!!!

by Chrismoose Nault May 29, 2010

Flaming popsicle

u freeze ur dick in juice and the girl sux it

dude she gave me a flaming popsicle

by guy June 1, 2004

Man Juice Popsicle

When you take you jizz or semen and freeze it and then eat it like a popsicle.

Jason and Jeff both shared a Man Juice popsicle made by Blake. What fags.

by BlakeP August 7, 2008

popsickle

When one (or more) of a man's testicles unintentionally pops out due to a tear in the pants.

The man wondered why everyone in the room looked strangely intimidated - then he smiled as he looked down and discovered he had a popsickle and gently tucked the hairy monster away.

by danclay February 4, 2008

Popscicle Man

A guy who drives a truck with poscicle pictures on the side that plays music and drives too fast for any kids to ever catch up with.

Did you see that popscicle man drive by?
No. He must have been driving too fast for me too see him.

by nickinoodles October 9, 2008

popstar

Lady. Gaga. Lady Gaga defined pop music in the 2000s and defined pop culture with her iconic style and personality.

"I wanna be a popstar" -someone
"Yeah being Lady Gaga must be epic" -me

by primadonna petals February 17, 2020