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Poopdick

description of , or the act of defecating ones pants whilst in the seated position so horrifically that its forced to travel up the front of ones pants and entomb their reproductive organs with fectal matter.
Keith : "Yo, I think Chris is way too fucked up."
Eric : "Without a doubt, but whats the smell?"
Keith : "I think its coming from Chris"
Eric : "Jesus Christ, NO!...he's poopdicked."
by Hexus525 December 30, 2007
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poopdicker

A fag who's always putting his dick in other people's shit.
George W. is a big giant poopdicker.
by Guy who's not a poopdicker September 24, 2005
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Poopadoo

a softie. usually with green eye contacts, or some other hazel like colour. They love classical music, and playing the flute.
"Hey, look its mitali. the poopadoo!"
by icecold0 April 14, 2009
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Poofed

Alternative for saying "gone" when drunk or high.
Guy 1: Check out that guy stumbling over there!
Guy 2: Man he must be poofed.
by MarcelDJones September 5, 2010
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pooned

Pooned originated from pwned, which originated from owned. Pwned was made popular in counterstrike, as a more "1337" way of saying owned. Owned was mispelled as pwned in some other game, i think warcraft, which is how pwned came about, sort of a joke. Pooned came to my attention from watching the MyGot hacker flash video of counterstrike, in which it portrays some nerd saying pwned outloud, hence the pronunciation "pooned."

E.G.- "OMG, i love the map dust, i can poon so many noobs, and maybe if i poon enough noobs today, i can raise my server rank from 3 to 1 (hehehe)"

I then myself started using poon and pooned while playing counterstrike cuz it was funny as hell when people asked, "wtf does pooned mean?" Now, apparently, a lot of people use it, i haven't seen it though, only on servers i play in, in which case the bastards stole the word from me. They should be pooned for that.
"My napalm grenade burninated your ass, POONED!"

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party-pooper

Someone that goes and poops at a party to make everyone avoid the bathroom and to put everyone in a bad mood because all they can smell in the entire house in the stinky poop.
-Dude this party sucks, it smells like poop all over your house so everyone just left or went outside.
-Yeah that was Craig who pooped in my bathroom downstairs.
-Yeah. Why would someone even poop downstairs? Is that sabotage? What a party-pooper.
by André10000 June 22, 2011
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Pooper Snooper

When some one takes a crap on a glass coffee table and you lay underneath and watch.
After giving her a ShockerSanchez, she got on the table and gave me a Pooper Snooper!
by Dcraig1217 December 11, 2010
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