Spicy Pirate

Eating hot sauce out of a hairy asshole

Jena gave Ethan a spicy pirate. She needs some milk

by FattttttJ August 4, 2019

Canal Pirate

A naval man born for the seas who likes nothing more than to moor his vessel in another mans port.

"Saw Craig and john walk down the alleyway together"
"Yeah they're a pair of canal pirates Jim lad"

by Poor baby P March 5, 2017

Cooler Pirate

noun, person; a cooler pirate is that little basturd that sneaks beer out of someones cooler when they are not paying attention at an outside party.

(inside party is a fridge pillager)

"Oh, damn, Tommy and Sara are here."
"So."
"They steal beer all the time, watch your shit!"
"They do? Fucking Cooler Pirates"

by J_Hawk08 December 9, 2007

Anarcho-Piratism

Some Ideology that was made by the discord user Miho/Tirpitz/Mark and is something like Anarchy except that its believed that true freedom means that everyone shall sail the seas.
No one has an idea how this works but i guess it can work

Miho: Ay yo, have you heard of "Anarcho-Piratism"?
Anarcho: *Angry noises*

by Mihosaka November 22, 2020

Pickled Pirate

A boating enthusiast (or wannabe) that shares a love of drinking and of the tropics. Often smiling and slurring, with flip-flops and a tan!

Capt. Ron is a pickled pirate!

by Midlife Cruising January 5, 2011

Pirate Piggy

Pirate Piggy is a wise and trustworthy pig. He will grant you good fortune and bring balance in your life. However, though he is a trustworthy ally, he is the worst of enemies. Wrongdoing of Pirate Piggy will cause an endless curse that can not be cured. Be sure to not trifle him.

Matthew: There's a treasure map underneath that plate.

Kyle: I believe that's the treasure map of Pirate Piggy. You should read that or you'll be cursed!

Simon: I'm not stupid, I'm not going to look under my plate.

by Not Yellow Swine April 26, 2016

Brain Pirate

Similar to a Brain Ninja, a Brain Pirate stays in someone's mind much longer, usually pillaging and taking over that person's thoughts. This can be used to describe women that you sometimes can't stop thinking about.

Mike: Dude, I can't stop thinking about Ashley.
Steve: Why? You like her?
Mike: I'm Freakin' in LOVE with her.
Steve: I don't blame you, that Ashley can be a HUGE Brain Pirate sometimes...

by TraptInTheBurg December 17, 2008