Brain Pirate

Similar to a Brain Ninja, a Brain Pirate stays in someone's mind much longer, usually pillaging and taking over that person's thoughts. This can be used to describe women that you sometimes can't stop thinking about.

Mike: Dude, I can't stop thinking about Ashley.
Steve: Why? You like her?
Mike: I'm Freakin' in LOVE with her.
Steve: I don't blame you, that Ashley can be a HUGE Brain Pirate sometimes...

by TraptInTheBurg December 17, 2008

Pirate-Eyed

The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.

<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........

by DavidTheRave June 23, 2015

Pirate Water

Water kept in a large glass bottle. When used correctly, it can reduce multiple trips to a sink or fountain. Great for social occasions because it looks fancy. Can be poured into smaller vessels or consumed right from bottle.

My friends and I shared a bottle of pirate water during a smoke session to prevent multiple trips to the kitchen.

by kiimosabe September 12, 2016

Spicy Pirate

Eating hot sauce out of a hairy asshole

Jena gave Ethan a spicy pirate. She needs some milk

by FattttttJ August 4, 2019

Butt Pirate

A male who enjoys male companionship over a females.
One who hoards the booty by burying their sword into their enemy's anus or some other orifice recognized as an "exit only".

Silly Willy was an angry butt pirate when he couldn't plunder the booty.

by BouncyTimeFun April 19, 2017

Canal Pirate

A naval man born for the seas who likes nothing more than to moor his vessel in another mans port.

"Saw Craig and john walk down the alleyway together"
"Yeah they're a pair of canal pirates Jim lad"

by Poor baby P March 5, 2017

Pirate Piggy

Pirate Piggy is a wise and trustworthy pig. He will grant you good fortune and bring balance in your life. However, though he is a trustworthy ally, he is the worst of enemies. Wrongdoing of Pirate Piggy will cause an endless curse that can not be cured. Be sure to not trifle him.

Matthew: There's a treasure map underneath that plate.

Kyle: I believe that's the treasure map of Pirate Piggy. You should read that or you'll be cursed!

Simon: I'm not stupid, I'm not going to look under my plate.

by Not Yellow Swine April 26, 2016