pineapple fritter

slang for "up the shitter"

"I'm going to wind it up her pineapple fritter tonight. She'll love it don't you think Tarquin"

pineapple fritter by Ring Commander Bear (HnD) December 9, 2004

Pineapple Sunrise 

Waking up first thing in the morning, from sleeping on your back, to your sex partner's butthole in close proximity to your face whilst they urinate on your stomach. Also known as a Hawaiian Alarm Clock, a Waikiki Wake-up Call, and an Anal Aloha.

Whilst on holiday in the American-Hawaiian islands with my man-servant, Wellington, I felt a trifle of warm liquid upon my mid-section. Much to my surprise, twas Wellington's mudhole I spied, mere centimeteres from my coutenance as he delivered unto me a jolly-good Pineapple Sunrise. What-ho!

Pineapple Sunrise by Lord Worthington Terdholm August 10, 2009

Pineapple Penis 

1-2 weeks after shaving your pubes/base of dick. The hairs remind you of the pricks on a pineapple, resulting in a pineapple penis.

I pulled down my boyfriends pants to see that he had a serious case of pineapple penis so i gave him a razor and told him to shave it.

Pineapple Penis by TheKingofHerPleasure November 21, 2011

Pineapple Juice

A good place to hide your G strings

Makes Your Cum taste sweet!

MMMMMM sweet taste like pineapple juice

Pineapple Juice by Sweetandsalty291 October 16, 2019

pineapple head 

A term used to mock the hairstyles of two characters from the anime Katekyo Hitman Reborn!. Mukuro Rukudo and Chrome Dukuro's hair have spikey point in the back heads, and therefore they look like pineapples. Fans of the show tend to draw and doodle Mukuro and Chrome with pineapples.

Check it out. I just drew the pineapple heads on my history homework.

Niiiccceee.

pineapple head by Juudaime November 11, 2009

pineapple lamp 

A lamp with pineapples on it.

"Hey, dude, that lamp has pineapples on it. It's such a pineapple lamp."

pineapple lamp by Bobolini Patterson August 17, 2006

Pineapple Hair 

1) A name for the style of hair some people sport, usually spiked straight up to give the slight appearance of a pineapple.
2) A nickname for somebody who has said hair style, but others around him/her don't appreciate their existence.

1) Damn, where did he get his hair cut? That's some pure pineapple hair right there.
2) Ugh, look at Pineapple-hair over there, thinking he's better than everyone else. Let's show him what we think.

Pineapple Hair by Backseat Flat Stanley January 30, 2017