paper or plastic

Referring to safe sex practices, requiring either STD test results (paper) or condom (plastic).

I told my new boyfriend that when we get ready to have sex, it's either paper or plastic, that's my policy.

by myhappydestiny September 15, 2010

rip me out the plastic

Wanting to be ripped out of your clothes and fucked

Girl 1: oohhhh I want him to rip me out the plastic he so fine
Girl 2: girl you got no taste he a bum

by Roblox Nigger June 5, 2023

Plastic Bag

Sometimes when you're really desperate (and usually drunk), you wake up next to a really fat chick with a face like a mangy dog. Whether you brown bagged it or not, the rumor that you slept with her has the possibility of spreading the second she leave's your room. Keep a plastic bag in your night stand for these special occasions. Just whip out that bag before the beast wakes, throw it over her face, and put that fat tub of shit down for good. Proceed to get rid of the body, as it might be evidence that you porked the porker.

The boys at the Frat house can never find out that I slept with Tina the fat lard, I better Plastic Bag this fat bitch.

by Frankieo April 26, 2006

Plastic Paddy

Plastic Paddy, A son or daughter born to an irish man or woman abroad, who reside in the home country there all there life but still consider themselves fully irish. Also any player that plays for Republic of Ireland football. See Matt Holland captain of Irish Football

That Fukin Plastic Paddy could'nt kick snow of a fukin rope

by King Geogre the 5th March 8, 2004

Plastickz

(Originated from the movie, "Mean Girls".) A group of popular,sophisticated girls. Rumors and gossip surround their daily lives. One doesn't become a plastick, it is what they are born to be. Their tight clique can be confused for being snotty people, even though they go by the persona of "hard,cold,shiny plastic!". They're just like the next girl, only a level higher.

Those plastickz are the coolest girls in school.

by Brielle Smith October 17, 2008

plastic hottie

A plastic hottie is a girl who is hot because she had plastic surgery. Without such surgery, she'd probably look busted.

I'd take my eyes, my nose, my smile, and my hair (all that I was born with) over any plastic hottie any day.

by Kalina July 22, 2009

Pasticca

Noun. (Pah-Stee-Kah) Italian word for a small piece of candy or gum. Sometimes given as a name to a child who will never be allowed to live in Italy because she will be made fun of for the rest of her life. If living in the US she is doomed to have a name that no one seems able to pronounce. The child, however, is very intelligent, honest, and hard to kill.
Formal name of the diminutive: "Pasty"

"Your name is Pasticca? Was your mother insane?"

by Giovanni_Garducci February 3, 2010