Severance Package

When you end a relationship and have to give up a few items of interest, ranging from spoons and knives, to a whole fucking house.

Friend 1: I'm sorry to hear about you and (insert name)
Friend 2: yeah, the severance package I gave them was pretty big too

by lil dookie stain February 9, 2018

hit the package

doing some cocaine lines,

"You should come hit the package with us tonight!"

by dingaling November 5, 2007

The Stimulus Package

A sexual act where one partner inserts his/her pointer and middle finger in a women's pussy while also inserting the pinkie in the woman's asshole. While the fingers are in, the partner will then use the thumb to rub the clitoris. This causes the most possible stimulation in a small package.

I'll give her the stimulus package, bitches love stimulus packages

by Thasnaaaaaasty July 20, 2013

AKKA PAKKA

the act of accidentally slipping your cock into a meat grinder and climaxing

That boi kinky as fuck he just AKKA PAKKA'd

by Drip Dogg May 17, 2021

stimulus package

1. red bull, porn, and a line of meth

2. dildo

1. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.

2. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.

by bkdouble August 17, 2008

Pana

Greek word for diaper

Linda you have to change Dominique's pana, I think she had an accident.

by John Jimbles August 10, 2008

packaging sperm

styrofoam packaging peanuts, see ghost poop

"They're little, white, have tails, and get all over the place, what else are you gonna' call them: packaging sperm."

"After packing the glass for shipping, I had packaging sperm all over the floor."

by eriador April 7, 2007