going pro

a euphemism for masturbating while at work or on the clock. Getting paid while masturbating.

Jesse was bored at the bike shop. It was a slow day. The rest of the mechanics could not find him for a half hour. They suspected he was in the bathroom going pro.

by Leroy777 November 1, 2009

pro-life

People who are pro-life tend to be right-wing christians.They claim that we do not have the right to play god,however, right wing christians are usually pro-death penalty. These same people that also fight for pro-life like to send death threats and bomb and kill abortionists.

"Im pro-life so i think people who abort should get the death penalty"
"Um, so then how are you pro-'life'?"
*runs away*

by nego December 28, 2005

pro-rated

A euphemistic term invented by corporations to get around having to tell you that your assets are now worthless.

"Hello, Orbitz? Yeah, I missed my flight."
"Okay, sir, then your ticket is now pro-rated."
"Pro-rated? Does that mean I get first class?"
"No, it means your ticket isn't worth dick."

by Screaming Cactus January 11, 2009

Judaism pro

A perk used by Jews in cod especially spm

That kid is using Judaism pro he killed me with a throwing knife

by Mlav April 21, 2010

Pro Boner

Helping a girl out in a messy situation with the hidden agenda of getting booty.

"Look at Marc. He's her knight in shining armour."
-Nah... He's just working Pro Boner. Pro Bono

by Sam_the_Dawg May 2, 2015

pro ava

A term used to describe someone who is incredibly "skil" at castle fight. Pro avas always build in front of the catle because building behind the castle requires no "skil".

Jadgement skil gud, he pro ava.

by Jadgement February 11, 2010

Pro Ballin'

The height of awesomeness-If you were to be in a negative mood, you wouldn't be pro ballin'.
Coined by the coolest girl in the world, H.H.

Damn, when she's around, I'm always in a pro ballin' mood!

by Nougette March 1, 2009