Paid By the Pound

To poop "on the clock" at one's place of employment. Then afterwards, divide the wages earned during the time it took to defecate by the estimated weight of the dump to determine how much money you received to "do your business at your business."

I had some bad Mexican food for lunch so rather than go to the meeting, I got paid by the pound. I get paid $12 per hour and in the 30 minutes it took me to produce a 2lb crap loaf, I ended up making $3 per pound.

by O-hole September 2, 2013

Trey Pound 7

A trey pound 7 is a .357 Magnum. Trey=3 and 5=Pound. 7 is the last number. Trey pound 7=Magnum. Cleveland is near New York, so we share the same slangs.

50 Cent Lyrics (Right Thurr Remix)

I got my trey pound 7 right hurr, right hurr
I'll shoot a nigga ass right hurr, right hurr.

by Rell Tha G May 25, 2006

goose pounder

Usually a man, who enjoys giving women tender vaginal components. After excessive vaginal cavity splunking the man (or women) seems to move on without caring for a second session of pounding.

"you are going to need to see a doctor after that" said the goose pounder

by Danger Darvid January 4, 2008

Poundling

A type of person, usually small in stature with elfin-like characteristics, that illicits strong a sexual presence amoungst his/her peers. In particular, those attracted to a Poundling wish to ravage him/her in an amimalistic (and almost sadistic) manner.

"Do you see the way that little Poundling over there is staring at me. She's totally hot!"

by Shaunson July 24, 2006

pound sounds

Sex music.

Last night Tara told me she wanted to go all the way, so I turned on some pound sounds and dove in.

by totoWP December 1, 2011

Pound Piece

Anyone (girl or boy) who you would never actually consider dating, but would use them to satisfy your sexual needs. Pound pieces are usually of little to no value to the person slamming them. Unlike a side hoe, the only reason one would want to hang out with a pound piece, is to nail and bail. Pound pieces are most common in fraternities, where brothers can easily get a quick fix at any time of the day. Be careful though, pound pieces are known to become attached, which in that case, is time to find a new one.

"Chris couldn't find a prom date, so he took his pound piece, Bridget, instead"

by VagMonster69 August 26, 2014

Pound the Ceiling with a Broom Handle

When you use a common household item with a hard wooden handle like a broom to strike the ceiling of an apartment, in order to remind an upstairs neighbor that the noise they are making is loud and can be heard by others.

"They don't respect me, Susan – I had to pound the ceiling with a broom handle more than five times!"

by abolishme January 11, 2016