Horní Police

Whoa, mate! Read carefully. This is not "Horny Police" if you thought. It's called Horní Police. That's a small town in Czechia which means Oberpolitz in German. Many towns/names end with the czech -ce. So, it is actually Mainstream there.

You: hi m 16 cz
Stranger: hi im USA f 18
You: im in horni Police
Stranger: pervert
Stranger has disconnected.
Horní Police ≠ Horny Police

by MikeFromMicrosoft December 11, 2017

name police

Users on Urban Dictionary who report names. There are good ones who only report full names, but there are also bad ones who report names they don't like. Nevertheless, they are one of the many important users on the site, but they are rarely mentioned.

Person A: My definition of Person C got deleted!
Person B: Looks like the name police caught up to you.

by ChameleonDragon May 10, 2018

SMEAD Police

The Social Media Education and Discipline police force. A collection of individuals who are sick and tired of people doing dumb shit on social media, and will comment on said stupid shit postings to educate elderly and mentally defective social media users for the betterment of online society.

Terry: “Looks like grandma is posting about how the wall will keep immigrants from taking her social security on Facebook again”

Linda: “Better get her to take them down before the SMEAD Police lay the smack down in granny’s comments”

by Dick Walski October 30, 2019

policing sexuality

To tell someone who is straight (or LGBTQ+) that they are of a different sexuality. It is usually considered offensive and unacceptable. It's pretty much another way of putting someone. Common occurrences to happen are betting on sexuality and forcing someone to act (straight, gay, etc.)

"Regan is gay. I don't care if he says he's straight, he's gay, I can be in charge of policing sexuality if I want."

by RedithDuckith November 2, 2019

Spoiler Police

People who go to desperate measures to avoid spoilers. Even if its a game/show/movie they already seen, they go insane when they see one tiny spoiler.

Gamer A: Did you hear about (game)?
Gamer B: Yeah, (character) dies, its sad.
Spoiler Police: SHUT UP! NO SPOILERS IN HERE!

by SaturnStorm November 7, 2020

Poop Police

A person that is obsessed if his coworkers are pooping whenever they are missing in action. Might even know ones bowel movement schedule.

Poop Police: Hey has anyone seen Mike? I just know he is taking a dump. Maybe someone should check and see if everything is coming out alright? We must find him to see if he is doing ok.

by 123bdk March 29, 2021

Police Theater

An organized attempt by demonstrators to provoke police into over-reacting through the use of aggressive taunts, thrown projectiles, and property damage, thereby creating a media spectacle.

After dumpsters were set on fire, the demonstration quickly deteriorated into police theater.

by Fischbyne April 21, 2021