The method of assigning points to your current miserable issue. Created by the brilliant minds of deranged people for the purpose of a "who is the most miserable pissing contest" Measuring is subjective. However, if one was to set the bar, it's helpful to start with suck points assigned to total world destruction. Suck points for that would be 10,000,000.
by leafenway May 10, 2012
A pole of inaccessibility marks a location that is the most challenging to reach owing to its remoteness from geographical features that could provide access. Often it refers to the most distant point from the coastline. The term describes a geographic construct, not an actual physical phenomenon. Subject to varying definitions, it is of interest mostly to explorers and adventurers.
by LetsLiveAsocially December 11, 2016
aka Relay Points
a) Akin to Guy Points in that when you do something simple or acknowledgeable for your partner that you don't really want to do or simply never thought of doing and can be used of evidence that you really care in your relationship.
a) Akin to Guy Points in that when you do something simple or acknowledgeable for your partner that you don't really want to do or simply never thought of doing and can be used of evidence that you really care in your relationship.
Girlfriend: Wow when was the last time you've done something like that for me?
Boyfriend: Are you kidding me? What about all those relationship points I racked up on those "shopping expeditions" with your mother?
Boyfriend: Are you kidding me? What about all those relationship points I racked up on those "shopping expeditions" with your mother?
by JooceyFr00t November 30, 2011
It's not quite touching cloth so it's not considered shiting your pants it's just a turtle head poking so technically you have not shit your pants quite yet.
Kerrie: Hey Mike hurry up I need to use the bathroom, I'm showing point.
Mike: So what you're telling me is you shit your pants. Why should I rush out of the bathroom if you already shit your pants?
Kerrie: No you dumbass I'm showing point which means I did not shit my pants , so get out of the bathroom before I shit my pants.
Mike: So what you're telling me is you shit your pants. Why should I rush out of the bathroom if you already shit your pants?
Kerrie: No you dumbass I'm showing point which means I did not shit my pants , so get out of the bathroom before I shit my pants.
by Wickedshocka August 05, 2018
An imaginary award given to your boyfriend or girlfriend for doing something right in the relationship. Letting your partner know that they get brownie points is a way to show them that they will definitely get a good suprize next time you're with them.
"Wow babe, you definitely get brownie points! Keep acting like this and you'll get something good later."
by AmerLynne June 15, 2017
heidi: The depiction of the Saraceans in the Song of Roland reveals the Christian bias of the poet within his anti-Islamic society.
all: NERD POINTS!!!
all: NERD POINTS!!!
by wss2011 June 29, 2011
demerit points are lost when a driving offense is committed. ie. speeding, driving through a red light camera, drink driving etc.
But in a colloquial context, that of V plates, they refer to other sexual acts that have been committed (apart from the big one). comparable to 'the bases' or 'scoring'.
But in a colloquial context, that of V plates, they refer to other sexual acts that have been committed (apart from the big one). comparable to 'the bases' or 'scoring'.
by tehlia November 08, 2010