P.U.S.S 

Post URL Stress Syndrome: A condition where you have cycled through your regular websites and can't think of any new websites to visit thus making you feel stressed and depressed at the same time and leaving you to question the meaning of life and making you tempted to go into the horrible place they call "outside"

Man I'm really feeling the "P.U.S.S" today, I already finished looking at my favorite websites what am I going to do with the rest of my day, I suddenly feel so small and inadequate maybe I'll go for a walk.

P.U.S.S by Lickloled May 13, 2013

P.M.S

Abbreviation for Pissy Male Syndrome. Guys get p.m.s too!

My boyfriend has P.M.S

P.M.S by Lauramarielive.com April 17, 2016

P.O.S. 

P.O.S. or POS ~ A more subtle way of calling someone a "piece of shit". A more succinct way to call someone a "piece of shit", even though it has just as many syllables.

"Wow, that customer was a P.O.S."
"Stop being such a POS!"

P.O.S. by squirple November 26, 2018

s.p.dubs 

skeets per week

Craigs girlfriend is in town so cold-streak craig is going to get his s.p.dubs (skeets per week) up.

s.p.dubs by Gary bertier October 2, 2008

A-S-A-P-T-S-D 

A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.

VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”

Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”

A-S-A-P-T-S-D by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds March 29, 2019

s.p.e.a.f 

super.
phenomenal.
extraordinary.
amazing.
friend.
basically the best friend you can find

gosh, she is the ultimate s.p.e.a.f!! she has been my best friend since we were three.

s.p.e.a.f by vans.girl February 11, 2020

S.P.E.C.I.A.L

Strength, Perception, Endurance, Charisma, Intelligence, Agility and Luck.

These are the skills one needs to be considered truly S.P.E.C.I.A.L

Narrator: Do you know what makes you S.P.E.C.I.A.L?

S.P.E.C.I.A.L by VeryGoodwithWords May 17, 2021