Oystering

The act of ejaculating in one's pants too soon while under a blanket.

"Oh, no! I'm oystering!"

"Dude, I am just sitting here in clothes!"

by Smellslikesean May 24, 2022

Cloudy oyster

When a man cums in a pussy and then someone eats it.

My girl and I introduced her best friend to a cloudy oyster last night, she seemed to enjoy the taste.

by Sylverdemon March 12, 2022

Oyster Pack

Smelly vagina

i want to nibble on your oyster pack

by Drxppy.jxred March 21, 2022

The Oklahoma oyster

The act of VIGOROUSLY digging in a women's HooHa for maraschino cherries

The doctor told my wife she lacked vitamins so I gave her the Oklahoma oyster

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

Oyster pearl

The act of putting a testicle into a woman’s vagina.

Bro I hooked up with Brittany last night. And gave her an oyster pearl!

by Broseid March 4, 2022

Salty Oyster

When your mate racks a PhAt line on the mirror with your mums oyster, and there's a little residue on the card

Oi come on Gav, lick that SALTY OYSTER

Gav it's a bit fucked, I'm so fucked, lick the salt off this salty oyster my guy 'hashtag 100'

by neckbevvies247 May 15, 2021

Chocolate Oyster

Shooting out a guys load after anal.

OMG, a huge chocolate oyster came out after we finished.

by Berries4life August 14, 2021