The Salty Oyster

When you eat her out in your beach hut after she takes a dip in the ocean

I did the salty oyster on her when we went to the beach!

by Opblaas Henjjjj April 23, 2025

Anal Oyster

The act of shoving your balls into someone's anus

We didn't have any anal beads handy, so I put my balls into her anus and gave her an Anal Oyster

by The danger ranger December 20, 2017

Oyster pearl

The act of putting a testicle into a woman’s vagina.

Bro I hooked up with Brittany last night. And gave her an oyster pearl!

by Broseid March 4, 2022

Oyster slut

A very silly and annoying individual

You oyster slut

by Findinganemo September 2, 2022

The Oklahoma oyster

The act of VIGOROUSLY digging in a women's HooHa for maraschino cherries

The doctor told my wife she lacked vitamins so I gave her the Oklahoma oyster

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

The Raw Oyster

The Raw Oyster, The Sexual act involving cracking a raw egg into your partners vagina and then proceed to scran it back out.

James: So David you finally do it with Beth.
David: Do what?
James: The Raw Oyster!
David: Oh yeah.. Shit was Fantastic!!!

by TheDadFromSpyKids July 23, 2024

The Salty Oyster

When you eat her out on your beach but after she takes a dip in the ocean

Do you want me to give you the salty oyster?

by Opblaas Henjjjj April 23, 2025