owness

The feeling of pain expressed by alpha males in denial. Used as an expletive.

Owness!

by William Blue August 25, 2009

owned

What Jeremy says when he can't compete.

used in a conversation he is intellectually outclassed in:

"You've been owned because blah, blah, blah... my little pussy hurts. Can I go home now?"

by Mike Hunt August 24, 2004

owned

When someone out does you totally, when someone does something fucking awesome.

Matt was just owned by that Jewish guy!

by Ace March 4, 2005

owned

When one gets beat in a game or injured in real life. It is usually shouted to show victory against another player.

"HAHA!! THAT NOOB JUST GOT OWNED!!" or "I can totally own you at CS:S"

by Cri August 25, 2007

owned

to buzz sum1 off

A. hi, can i download from u
B. ok, but only if u ask nicely
A. lol, ok, please can i download from u?
B. Erm............NO!
C.Lmao, PWN3D!

by syozza January 26, 2004

Wii Owners

Idiot families and fanboys that beileve that the Nintendo Wii is the best console ever, when it is just a dumbass system with hardly any great games.

i<3wii - "i luv my wii, its the best console evr"
coolman23 - "it really isnt that good of a console"
i<3wii - "gasp! y do u say that??????"
coolman23 - "cuz there are no good games for it"
i<3wii - "well, fuck u, asshole, wii's are awesomeeee"
coolman23 - "no they arent"
i<3wii - "FUCK YOU U DIRTY PIECE OF ASS!!!!!!"
coolman23 - "stupid ass Wii Owners...."

by Killerapp1023 April 24, 2010

Dog owner

A dog owner is a fat retarded sad pathetic waste of oxygen who feels his life is that sad he or she needs to buy a dog well guess what if you are one of these people who have a dog kill yourself you sad smell prick low life scum.

Hey ur a dog owner who me yes your a sad low life faggot with no friends

by Killallshitskinniggers November 6, 2021