option c bitch

An option c bitch is the kind of female who isn't even your back up plan. She is usually bangable, but only in dire circumstances, and usually only once. Only resort to an option c bitch if you're desperate for pussy.

Both Carly and Sydney bailed on me and now i'm stuck with Maddie, and she's barely an option c bitch. I'm not too proud of myself, but I really need to get laid.

by AKAreefer88 March 13, 2014

optimistic trio

A group of three people who break off of the main squad in rebellion in the hopes of creating a new squad

"Oh my god Natasha, Blake and Sandra are pissed at us so they are hanging out without us"
"Are they chucking an optimistic trio??"

by zero social skills February 29, 2016

Optimus PRIME

While eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich an episode of transformers comes on the tv and you blow a load all over the carpet.

I was just standing there dude eating my pb&j and there it was...Optimus PRIME... I blew a load all over our parakeet.

by Darren Patrick Star September 9, 2016

optionitis

sick of making choices. very similar to the laziness of senioritis.

I can't decide, man, my optionitis is flaring.

by walkwithme June 9, 2016

optimistism

The act of optimism, and the inability to spell/say optimist.

I'm expieriencing optimistism

by Dkefndjcndnf June 7, 2016

Optimus muff

A pussy that transforms from ugly to beautiful after a few drinks

Lynn was Optimus muff when her Venus flytrap became the garden of Eden after Jimmy drank a six pack

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

Optimus Love

A guy who totally transforms as soon as he enters a relationship or when his girl is around.

"I haven't seen that dude for a month, he used to be at the pub every weekend..."

"He's at the spa with his new girlfriend cause he transformed to Optimus Love."

"Guys, football and beer anyone?"

"Hi Darling..."

(Transforms to Optimus Love)
"Let's watch Grey's Anatomy in my room honey!"

by Petrosilius Zwackelmann April 12, 2017