stalk options

your hot/interesting friends on facebook that are enjoyable to stalk when you are bored.

Guy1: Dude, you are friends with some bitties!

Guy2: Yeah, they are my stalk options.

by pigma dengar June 16, 2010

ungroomal optimism

Ungroomal optimism - when a single guy has undying optimism that he'll one day be the groom to the love of his wife/life. He can still be 100, as long as he's still living and optimistic!

The poor guy gets dumped more than a clown in a dunktank. He never complains around anyone about being single; he just has this ungroomal optimism about him.

by formattedfire3 November 1, 2013

glass option

Military parlance for a nuclear strike. The extreme heat from a nuclear blast will render inert materials, like sand, into glass, or a glass-like state. Hence, the glass option.

I say we go glass option on these hodgy bastards.

by glass_option March 22, 2017

meme_optic

One of the best meme pages on instagram that posts multiple times a day and is very serious about memes, he posts a good mix of photos and videos.

I heard that when you follow him, you will get a cookie in 17 days but you have to stay followed to him or else you will lose the cookie.

PewDiePie: Yo, I heard that meme_optic is the best meme page on instagram.
Mr.Beast: Yeah, I am already following him!!!

by you will be doctor now March 24, 2019

Pessimistic Optimism

When you thinking the worst will happen so when either it comes true or not, you either get the result you expected or you get delightfully surprised.

"How is Kyle so pessimistic and happy at the same time?"
"He is using Pessimistic Optimism"

by DiddlyYourDoos February 5, 2020

Green Optimism

Act of succeedingly and repeatedly convincing or persuading people in your surroundings that their suicide would mean a great deal for the earhtly environement.

Dan : "Green optimism might be the end of your troubles .. and possibly more!"

by davesquicksh December 30, 2020

lane option

Driving down middle of both lanes due to the empty road.

What are you doing bro? You’re in the middle of the road?!

Yeah I’ve got lane option nobody’s out here.

by slattscoo January 28, 2021