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masking tape

n. Sticky tape used to repair and to attach masks to the face.

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Dude! I can see your tonsils. Let me get you some more masking tape.
by gnostic3 June 16, 2020
mugGet the masking tapemug.

Duct Tape

The most powerful thing in the universe. Also the Mythbuster's material of choice.
There's a tear in reality?!? Duct tape.
by Brewsterion April 29, 2017
mugGet the Duct Tapemug.

Flex Tape

flex tape is basically the only thing able to keep your ass from tearing during those hot, sweaty nights that you decided that getting butt fucked by Thanos was a good idea. And don’t get me wrong, Thanos will make passionate love to you and will do it well, but not even his gauntlet can stop you from almost getting split into to by his massive purple cock. Only flex tape can.
person 1: my marriage is falling apart. my kids have aids. i’m being evicted in 34 minutes. please god, I can’t do this alone. help. me.

god: sorry bro, i’ve got my hands tied. looks like you’re just—

*an explosion destroys the side of the church. a figure walks through the smoke. it’s phil swift*

phil swift: Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completly dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!
by depressed as actual f u c k February 22, 2019
mugGet the Flex Tapemug.

Tuck tape Tracey

They say if you put five pieces of tuck tape to your pillow then go to bed tuck tape Tracey will come and put two pieces of tuck tape on your pube hair and rip them off
I got tuck tape traceyed the other day
by Planteis pickles February 9, 2019
mugGet the Tuck tape Traceymug.

green tape

Like red tape, but specifically pertaining to environmental regulations (hence green) that would prevent construction projects or any other initiative.
The Prime Minister says an agreement to streamline "green tape" around state and federal approvals for major projects will not come at the expense of the environment.
by anonymous September 22, 2022
mugGet the green tapemug.

head tape

OOOO GIRL LOOK AT THAT ASS GO! THAT DEFS A HEAD TAPE!
I WANT THAT HEAD TAPE! LOOK AT THAT BOOTY
mugGet the head tapemug.

Electrical Tape

Definition 1: While in a exited or disgusting mood and/ or feeling, the mans testicles or the womens clitoris, is so sticky, slimy, and vinegary, that there is nothing that will not stick to them.
My balls were acting up so bad they started to feel like Electrical Tape.
by Dick muncher 246 January 9, 2011
mugGet the Electrical Tapemug.

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