one of the best momma’s you’ll have. an astonishing person who is caring and kind to all herchildren. constantly there and gives a helping hand. amazing at everything and is a beauty.
friend 1: woah, dude! is that your real mom?! she’s so cool!
me: nah, she’s my momma saj!
friend 2: where do i find one?!
me: nah, she’s my momma saj!
friend 2: where do i find one?!
by urwelcomesemaj May 19, 2018
Get the momma sajmug. by cromizeaq December 26, 2020
Get the yo mommamug. Momma block is the most spectacular of all moms. She is selfless, and will do anything to make you happy. She works so hard, and you are so grateful for her everyday. No matter how hard her day was, Momma Block will come home with a smile on her face and greet you with open arms. She has a top notch fashion sense and will never let you leave the house looking homeless. She is beautiful, and is so humble that she will never accept your compliments or ever take a moment to realize how amazing she is. She is generous, loving, caring, funny (sometimes), and truly a delight to be around. Also, she makes really good tacos and guacamole, so that’s nice. There aren’t enough words in this dictionary to express how much you love her. You hope one day you can maker her proud and pay her back for everything she has done for you. But overall, everyone deserves to have a momma block in their life, because it will make their life a million times better, and don’t ever forget that.
“ Yo, who is that lady super cool lady over there with that amazing outfit on?”
“Oh, that’s Momma Block. You aren’t cool enough to talk to her.”
“Oh, that’s Momma Block. You aren’t cool enough to talk to her.”
by the_block’s_daughter December 16, 2023
Get the momma blockmug. by Dehj July 10, 2018
Get the La mommamug. 
yo momma so fat when she wore a rain coat I thought she was the sun.
Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
by Ovadia January 20, 2019
Get the yo mommamug. Late 80’s phrase. Use this comeback when someone says a negative or derogatory statement about you you would then reply yeah yeah your momma.
by Gorski January 3, 2018
Get the yeah yeah your mommamug.