No skin off my dick

Basically says "This does not concern me."

John: Hey can I borrow your history book?
Bob: Hell no bitch
John: But I'm going to fail my history test!
Bob: No skin off my dick

by borat412 October 12, 2010

Freezing my tits off.

A way of describing the fact that one is cold.

Hurry up mate, I'm "Freezing my tits off." out here in the snow!

by Acky190 February 9, 2009

curl one off

To take a shit, lay an egg.

Here Bruce, I think I need to curl one off mate!

by manuel de jesus de alverez fanyardo October 1, 2003

Drop The Cosbys Off At The Pool

Taking a huge shit.

Anthony Padilla: Excuse me, I have to go "Drop The Cosbys Off At The Pool."
Girlfriend: What are you talking about?

by Jedijonathan1234 July 13, 2017

jilled off

jacked off is a term for guys so 'jilled off' is a term for girls like jack and jill

"When's the last time you jacked off or jilled off to one of our other fine tube sites?" - p*rnhub

by sociospatial September 17, 2013

off the beaten path

a place that's not very well known to the general public, usually located in a secluded area.

I like hanging out at this pub once in a while after work. It's off the beaten path and I get a chance to relax for a while.

by Bungalow Bill August 21, 2006

Poop Stand-off

This term is used for when you are in public restroom and you are trying to go #2 and another person enters the stall next to you. You wait for that person to leave so they cannot hear your poop noises. If that person has to poop as well you may be caught in a poop stand-off.

Christine:"Where have you been? You've been gone for more than 30 minutes?"

Laura: "I got caught in a Poop stand-off with Jen from Sales, she just wouldn't leave!"

by Awesomom February 18, 2009