ocala nuts

The Ocala Nuts is defined as the ultimate poker hand in No Limit Texas Hold' Em. It is unbeatable and impossible to lose with; it is much better than pocket rockets. It is J9.

"Wow I can't believe I just flopped a straight with the ocala nuts. Do I run good or do I run good?"

by Tilted Wolf February 5, 2014

nut lag

When one has troubles busting a nut

I'm experiencing a nut lag

by Britztits November 19, 2016

fast nut

Trying to nut within minutes of your parents coming home to find you jerking off to hazbin hotel porn.

Bro I had to make a fast nut last night cause my dad got home from getting milk at the store.

by sponge tea December 16, 2019

taking the nut

when you are sucking a penis and the person ejaculates in your mouth and you swallow it

stacy likes taking the nut because she says spitters and quitters

by taking the nut July 8, 2017

nut driver

When you are having anal sex and pounded so hard that his balls slip in too.

Jackie was walking funny all day. She said she had a nut driver last night!

by stevleen January 3, 2017

Post-Nut

The shame of watching porn after you nut.

John: *watches porn*

*nuts*

*looks at the screen
What did I just watch? Ewww. Everytime I watch porn, I‘ve got this Post-Nut afterwards!

by minnaemilia October 16, 2019

Nut Butting

When a man and another man ride a motorcycle together. Named that because the one mans nuts touch the other mans butt.

Paul: Hey Aaron, wanna take a ride on my new bike?

Aaron: Maaaannn, I don't want to go Nut Butting with you.

by Aaron East August 19, 2012