There are two male homo sapiens in a relaxation machine called a hot tub, maintaining a distance of 5 feet from each other because they have no sexual/romantic desire with each other which is referred in a term of homosexuality or being gay.
by Xyndicate March 22, 2018
"After pulling out, I gave her the Rhode Island hot tub."
by Jnizzle90 June 08, 2009
Dude, did you hear Tyler Durden actually thought he was trolling FirstAndMonday by hooking up with Olive in that cabin hot tub? Turned out to be a Spider 3 Y Banana reverse troll on him after she gave him that STD. ROFLCOPTERSAURESEX! She totally Hot Tub Slime Machined his ass!
by mooseshadows February 24, 2015
it's the long skinny "animal" consisting of women's hair and soap scum that has accumulated in the tub drain.......often "captured" using a bent coat hanger. Its close relative is the "shower weasel" A poor draining tub or shower is the first sign that you may have a "tub ferret/shower weasel" infestation. Left to husband or boyfriend to remove.
As the water reached my ankles while showering at my girlfriends apartment,I realized she had a "tub ferret /shower weasel" living in the drain.
by chief22 September 26, 2014
pre-birth! -your first (subliminal) knowledge of the 'greatness of life', -before finding yourself in the hands of a gynecological nurse, awash in after-birth, all a-yowl!!...
for years i've been trying to find a way back to that catered hot-tub party
snapped to with a yowl!! after the catered hot-tub party!!
snapped to with a yowl!! after the catered hot-tub party!!
by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
When you try to stuff a set of nuts in a woman's asshole. In turn is as impossible as washing "two dogs in a bath tub".
by jgf July 19, 2006
A group of girls opposite to the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. These girls, on the other hand, have breasts that are so big, they turn off guys. These boobs usually sag, unless, however the girl is wearing a push-up bra.
Dude, Melissa is totally part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. Andrisa, on the other hand is so part of the Smug Tub Jug Club; her tits are HUGE!
by PERSONmanDUDE June 22, 2011