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Jess Pro

A total OWO UWU. Quacks like a duck, but its okay. Struggles with blonds. Needs a booster seat to see her computer. Pretty funny though.
"Dude, you almost stepped on Jess Pro!"
"Sorry, shes so short I didnt see her"
by NotADuck_Yet April 8, 2022
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jesse robinson

Jesse Robinson is a guy who gets all the ladies and is an actual stud at every sport he plays
Isn’t the most popular kid in school Jake?
No, it’s Jesse Robinson
by Daddy Jose October 17, 2019
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pulling a jesse

Going excessively overboard about a topic that no one seemingly cares about.
Look. Samsung is Pulling a Jesse again.
by hallsfierce September 16, 2014
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Jesse john

Jesse john is mist likely smart and loves computers. Jesse john are all mostly Pisces. They are all very rare to find and dont make them mad they gut very mad!
"Yo look its a jesse john!" "Watch out hes gonna throw hands"
by Littleguydood November 28, 2020
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jesse parker

the most sexiest,beautiful,intelegent and most hottest person ever! they are the best and you should date them because they are sexy ;)
girl: OMG IS THAT JESSE PARKER!!!???!?!??
girl2: OMG SHES SOOOOOOOOOOO HOTTTTTT, I WANNA DATE HER
by StraightNotFound_ June 6, 2022
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jesse lacey

Lyricist, singer and guitarist of a Punk/Emo-Depressive band, Brand New. His lyrics stand out from most punk/emo bands because they appear more sincere and it also seems like hes taken more than 4 seconds to think them up and put them into an order. He manages to escape the negative "emo" brand simply because his lyrics are not as self-indulgent and dragged out in delivery, not mentioning any names (MCR,FFTL).
"Play Crack The Sky" epitomizes Jesse Lacey's abilities as a lyricist and story-teller.
by andy "luvs Lacey" lefty August 10, 2006
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JESS

A girl named Jessica. A Mexican that we call " the mexican" . A girl who thinks she is the prettiest and thinks all girls hate on her because of that. A girl that can heal others or so she says. A girl who thinks everything is about her and can lie to friends. A girls who Carrie's her vibrator in her purse or her pusS and pulls it out and uses it ANYTIME even though she knows it's out of line. Even around kids .
Hey is that that girl jess ? The vibrating Jess. Keep your kids away.
by Happy now July 8, 2020
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