noob kid

A kid that is unsmart, also defined as noob.

Jane: I got 0 for my assessment T-T
Mike: such a noob kid.

by thousandguy June 19, 2022

christmas noob

Noobs that just get a game on Christmas, go online, and get owned by the more experienced players.

Guy1: I just got owned on Gears Of War! I got called a Christmas noob like every 2 minutes!

by Christmas Noob! December 27, 2006

Noob Curse

A person who suddenly started sucking in a middle of a shooting game.

Counter-Strike
DarkDevil - 94 kills
BlaziBurrito - 24 kills

DarkDevil4932: OH YA! Im killing everybody!
5 minutes later.
DarkDevil4932: Ahh! I keep dieing! I needz to get killz!!!
BlaziBurrito: Haha, you have the Noob Curse.

by AeroRobotlol November 14, 2009

mlg noob

A noob who's 2x better than a pro only 10x worse Than a MLG pro and 30% better Than a hacker and admin

Pro:hey look There's a noob up there.let's kill him.

(Pro gets quickscoped by MLG noob)

(MLG noob quickscopes the other pros)

(MLG pro kils MLG noob by doing a MLG noscope while noob was tring to noscope MLG pro

by MLG noob December 26, 2016

Crotch Noob

A virgin.

That guy may be level 200 on WoW, but he's still a crotch noob.

by Aesthe February 16, 2010

starbucks-noob

Someone who is new to the caffeine world and cannot make sense of the Starbucks (or other coffee spot's) menu and possible chokes when trying to order.

Alyssa is such a starbucks-noob, she confusedly ordered a caramel frappuccino and asked if it was served cold.

by GLOPEZ34 April 18, 2011

Coinbase Noob

An amateur crypto trader who acts like he knows a lot about cryptocurrencies and NFTs, but in reality, they don't know shit and only buy tokens listed on Coinbase.

Coinbase noobs also do not have a cold wallet and are typically the victims of crypto scams and do not know the meaning of certain crypto terms including blockchain, Defi, Gas, and others.

Mani: Hey man, this crypto that's listed on CoinBase, it's going to the moon!

Timothy: Dude, Mani is such a Coinbase Noob.
Jerome: Fo'real

by LaxativeReviews August 30, 2021