Noah

he thinks he sexy and hot but he is not and thinks he as a long dick

girl1: thats for sure a noah

by jazzy10 March 2, 2017

Noah

Typically a male figure, a Noah is a really really really really really super fat kid who at some point in existence has long hair resembling a lions mane. The Noah is commonly found in rural to suburban areas nesting, but migrates during skate season. Commonly associated with trash.

Dude, that Noah just stole my Cheeseburger!

I swear I saw a Noah just like that in the African Safari

by B.Awesome March 16, 2009

Noah

noun; a short, dark-haired boy with a soul patch who is incapable of making good decsions when it comes to matters of the heart. He is most likely doomed to a life of courting an ugly, hairy man-woman, who's name usually starts with the letter "E" such as, Emily, Eden, or Erica. In his spare time he enjoys texting his ex-girlfriends while he's with another girl. He's basically a giant pussy who can't make up his mind.

Girl: Do you love me?

Guy: Well, yeah, I mean, I love you... and that one girl... too?

Girl: Does she make you happy?

Guy: Well, no, but I mean.. I love her.. kind of.

Girl: God, just make up your mind; you're being such a Noah!

by captainflap April 5, 2010

Noah

He is very sexy and has a perverted humour, he likes to smoke a lot and is probably gonna turn into a druggie because he is friends with the wrong person, but is admired by many girls and gets in a lot of beef and fights, usually is very lucky with girls ;)

Girl1: omg I just saw noah
Girl2: oh fuck yes where, I just wanna fuck him!
Girl1:He's over there smoking!
Girl2:I'm gonna fuck him on day<3

by Anal boi May 30, 2017

Noah

A ginger who is funny and nice and likes people who talk to him at least 3 times, 1 flirtatious comment in each.

dang, quit flirting with Noah.

by issssmaddieeeeeeeeandddalexxxx April 20, 2011

Noah

To have sex with a guy while fingering four other gusys, 2 with each hand while "toe-ing" 2 more guys, one with each foot. Basically to Noah is to have sex with as many guys as possible, using every single body part capable of penetration.

yo i had so much fun being noahd by my noah

by gayhaters April 6, 2010

Noah

Farts alot. Usually has smelly armpits. Asks people to check teeth and nose for shit and boogers. Sometimes gets lip rings to act tough. Almost always makes pauls jealous.

Did you smell that?

Smells like a Noah.

by redhairedwonder October 7, 2008