Smoking Grandmother

A person who is very stubborn and just won't quit. Either very determined or very lazy.

Man, this guy just won't stop. He's like a Smoking Grandmother.

by Rybread24 January 1, 2021

Ninja Smoke

The ability of an individual, through luck or planning, to avoid unpleasant situations, particularly those involving law enforcement or government bureaucracy. See also: American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History by Chris Kyle, with Scott McEwen and Jim De Felice. 2012.

"Jason went to sleep early while everyone else at the party got arrested for indecent exposure. Jason has the best ninja smoke ever."

by ajeffersonk September 20, 2013

Smoke the meats

Smoking the meats is when you have to shit but you still fart but don’t pass it.

No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats

I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .

by Pro skills February 7, 2020

brain smoke

The steam that escapes from your mouth when you are trying to eat something that you have realized, too late, is way too hot. (Created by Jane, age 5)

The chocolate chips in that cookie gave me brain smoke. Next time I'll just let them cool a bit first.

by Jane the Kid August 13, 2020

smoke 3

to reference smoking tobacco, marijuana, and crack cocaine

"I can't quit nic man"
"Because you live in Florida, aint nothin to do here but smoke 3"

by dinker.dog April 29, 2022

smoke and poke

A hookup website that is for people that like to smoke weed and then have sex while stoned.

Mary jane joined Smoke and Poke so she could meet a guy that likes to take hits from the bong and have tantric sex while stoned AF.

by halfbaked69 February 6, 2022

Smoked beef

When someone wants the smoke and they you also happen to have beef with that same person.
The same person can also be seen as a cow.

I swear, if she wants to fight me, she's going to be smoked beef.

by ThiccThighs_ August 10, 2021