by Dontgetcaughtsimpin August 15, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Gf short talks josh and is all around shitty to him.
Josh brings it up to her.
Gf what the fuck are you talking about I care about you.
Josh I’m so sorry I shouldn’t have said anything.
Best friend josh you are a fucking simp.
Josh brings it up to her.
Gf what the fuck are you talking about I care about you.
Josh I’m so sorry I shouldn’t have said anything.
Best friend josh you are a fucking simp.
by Beef boss 69 June 17, 2020
Get the Simpmug. someone who tries so hard to get that
by anonymous September 26, 2020
Get the Simpmug. •A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:
Jesse vasquez
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:
Jesse vasquez
by MCMichael989 February 7, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A simp is a particular person who would do anything to get into any kind of relationship with a woman, ignoring his close ones and also ditching them, also known as; ''ape brain ooga booga must repopulate sex sex ooga sex'' people.
Simp: hi please dont ignore my tier 3 sub please I sold my liver to donate to you miss please can you be my girlfriend please
Some twitch thot: what the fuck are you doing in my room
Simp: *ape noises*
Some twitch thot: hello yes 911? I have another simp on me please send a M.T.F.
Simp: *angry ape noises*
Some twitch thot: what the fuck are you doing in my room
Simp: *ape noises*
Some twitch thot: hello yes 911? I have another simp on me please send a M.T.F.
Simp: *angry ape noises*
by FUGiiBoi May 25, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by NotInvolved February 16, 2020
Get the SIMPmug.