dried mayo strings

when u cum in a girls hair and she lets it dry then she eats the dried cum off the hair

i thought haley died her hair but it turns out it was just dried mayo strings

by dasdahearf June 24, 2016

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cut the mayo

To not be capable of a basic task

by James Washburn March 28, 2024

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when a cat grabs a bottle of heinz mayo, they learn the definition of the world, and only speaks
"you i am
a mayo"

oi, bella? you hunggrryy?
"you i am; a mayo"

by Assistacat February 03, 2021

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This is a pun of the Cinque de Mayo holiday on May 5. What you get when you eat too much Mexican food, especially with beans.

Watch out, I just made a stinko de mayo. Too much mayonnaise on my wonder bread and baloney sandwich.

by Stinko May 05, 2021

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by jason9274692 December 30, 2020

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Mayo Campo is an experience that Holland may not understand.

Tale as old as time, Mayo and the Campo - mayo campo

by supuku August 25, 2020

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Chocolate and mayo is like the holy Bible and holy water but to defend yourself from fucking children

by C O S M O July 14, 2022

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