This helps women to not get r@ped by any chance . We will protect ourselves and make it feel like the purge for em.😈
Jeff: ready to go r@pe some girls
Jack: wait omg- no it’s national purge day as-well
Jeff: the girls are gonna get us...
Jack: wait omg- no it’s national purge day as-well
Jeff: the girls are gonna get us...
by National girls purge day April 20, 2021
Get the National purge daymug. January 1st is the day that you watch a LOT of porn and beat your meat or rub your clit till you pass out.
by Luigi Got Big Tiddies. December 14, 2019
Get the National Porn Daymug. by @PeopleforPeople June 8, 2019
Get the National ugly daymug. April 25th. The day all women are required to give their mans all they can take of super thiccy thicc thighs. Happy National thigh day!
by Colin the VR headset April 6, 2019
Get the National thigh daymug. Celebrated on July 7th, we honor our nations soon-to-be-coming zombie attack, and watch our favorite zombie movies with pride. In which case everyone must remember that shooting or hitting zombies in the head is the only thing to stop them during an attack.
WARNING: Young children feel the need to eat the brains of small animals or other children.
WARNING: Young children feel the need to eat the brains of small animals or other children.
Tom - "Hey, look it's national zombie day!"
Jeff - "Oh wow! Lets watch Dawn of the Dead!"
Tom - "Okay!"
Random Child - "OM NOM NOM I'MA EAT CHUR BRAINZ."
Jeff - (shoots child in the head)
Tom - "Wow Jeff, you sure saved us on that one."
Jeff - "It was no problem."
Jeff - "Oh wow! Lets watch Dawn of the Dead!"
Tom - "Okay!"
Random Child - "OM NOM NOM I'MA EAT CHUR BRAINZ."
Jeff - (shoots child in the head)
Tom - "Wow Jeff, you sure saved us on that one."
Jeff - "It was no problem."
by TwitchyTeh1337 July 7, 2008
Get the National Zombie Daymug. A day celebrated on June 16th each year for your loved one that provides for and loves your child as if they were their own; but can't celebrate Mother's Day or Father's Day.
by Rosenell June 15, 2016
Get the National Jade Daymug. National Twerking Day!
National Twerking Day is on May 16. No matter what you must twerk on anything and everything! Have fun twerking.
National Twerking Day is on May 16. No matter what you must twerk on anything and everything! Have fun twerking.
by Yktvbitches May 15, 2019
Get the National Twerk Daymug.