National Porn Day

January 1st is the day that you watch a LOT of porn and beat your meat or rub your clit till you pass out.
Gina:I'm feeling sore from National Porn day.
Jarred:Need some help?
by Luigi Got Big Tiddies. December 15, 2019
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National purge day

This helps women to not get r@ped by any chance . We will protect ourselves and make it feel like the purge for em.😈
Jeff: ready to go r@pe some girls
Jack: wait omg- no it’s national purge day as-well

Jeff: the girls are gonna get us...
by National girls purge day April 21, 2021
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National ugly day

Bro on masieray birthday it’s finna be national ugly day
by @PeopleforPeople June 09, 2019
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National thigh day

April 25th. The day all women are required to give their mans all they can take of super thiccy thicc thighs. Happy National thigh day!
Dude you ready for National thigh day?
Hell yeah man!
by Colin the VR headset April 07, 2019
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National Zombie Day

Celebrated on July 7th, we honor our nations soon-to-be-coming zombie attack, and watch our favorite zombie movies with pride. In which case everyone must remember that shooting or hitting zombies in the head is the only thing to stop them during an attack.

WARNING: Young children feel the need to eat the brains of small animals or other children.
Tom - "Hey, look it's national zombie day!"
Jeff - "Oh wow! Lets watch Dawn of the Dead!"
Tom - "Okay!"
Random Child - "OM NOM NOM I'MA EAT CHUR BRAINZ."
Jeff - (shoots child in the head)
Tom - "Wow Jeff, you sure saved us on that one."
Jeff - "It was no problem."
by TwitchyTeh1337 July 08, 2008
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National Twerk Day

National Twerking Day!

National Twerking Day is on May 16. No matter what you must twerk on anything and everything! Have fun twerking.
by Yktvbitches May 16, 2019
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National Jade Day

A day celebrated on June 16th each year for your loved one that provides for and loves your child as if they were their own; but can't celebrate Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Happy national Jade day you deserve it babe you do so much for us.
by Rosenell June 15, 2016
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