Septic Nark

When getting your septic pumped, the man finds multiple condoms floating at the top of the shit and says something about it (a result of young boys flushing their condoms down the toilet trying to be sneaky)

"Man, thought it was a good idea to flush the connies down the toilet so no one would find them, but that Septic Nark found them floatin there and got me totaly busted."

by Peter Grandview April 1, 2008

National Nartis Day

just a day so he feels great

nartis: yo hello,
guy: it’s national nartis day

nartis: idgas, i was bored and made this

by bob the fucking bogan April 12, 2019

box nart

Box nart- a person that is closed off and acting like and idiot or a fool.

Johnny is acting like a box nart to Sarah.

Why is he such a box nart?

by lillittleshorty April 24, 2019

fw.narutards

Weird ass dude who meat rides the shit outta Naruto and believes Naruto beats Luffy. Ichigo. And Goku. ☠️🐸😹 This guy is so idiotic 😹🙏

Fw.narutards

by Jemar wrld May 7, 2022

Big Narstie

Having an Indian curry to create enough content to fill a jiffy bag and then posting the poo to your debt collector / baliff / whoever issued you a fine.

Dave: Yo man, did you ever pay that Ulez fine you got?

Steve: Yea man, I sent em a Big Narstie in the post

Dave: Sweet

by G Doggy Dawg December 10, 2024

Alt-Narr™

Alt-Narr™ /alt-nair/
noun

A narrative format in which a story changes upon each subsequent reading, producing new scenes, altered events, or different outcomes while maintaining a consistent foundational version.

Term coined by author C.M. James

“I finished the first version last night. But when I opened it again this morning, it gave me an Alt-Narr™ version of the story. A completely different storyline.”

by CM James December 3, 2025

Richard snitch nark

He is a Ugandan who hopped to workout for peace at a relatively young age. He is a nurse studying at KYETUME SCHOOL OF NURSING AND MIDWIFERY. He condemns corruption during health care delivery.

If you ask a patient for money, am going to inform ' Richard snitch nark.

by Richard Jackson Walter February 2, 2022