My Brother is a simp
by Hudson..Roberts June 13, 2020
A simp is a Ryan Horsley a guy who will do anything for attention with girls, especially girls who he has never met.
by mrurbandictionary990 May 16, 2020
Someone who would rather hang out with a girl instead of the boys. Puts hoes before bros. Is a guy who is still softish.
by Badass bitchtard April 05, 2020
A simp is a particular person who would do anything to get into any kind of relationship with a woman, ignoring his close ones and also ditching them, also known as; ''ape brain ooga booga must repopulate sex sex ooga sex'' people.
Simp: hi please dont ignore my tier 3 sub please I sold my liver to donate to you miss please can you be my girlfriend please
Some twitch thot: what the fuck are you doing in my room
Simp: *ape noises*
Some twitch thot: hello yes 911? I have another simp on me please send a M.T.F.
Simp: *angry ape noises*
Some twitch thot: what the fuck are you doing in my room
Simp: *ape noises*
Some twitch thot: hello yes 911? I have another simp on me please send a M.T.F.
Simp: *angry ape noises*
by FUGiiBoi May 25, 2020
v. to obsess over a person or a thing, especially a celebrity or romantic interest
n. one who overtly and often shamefully obsesses over someone
n. one who overtly and often shamefully obsesses over someone
"Yunley was simping over Shrimasimpa to the point where he let thousands of people die for her, even though her death could have saved them all."
"Kylie was a simp for Justin Bieber and spent all of her money on his merchandise."
"Kylie was a simp for Justin Bieber and spent all of her money on his merchandise."
by eyelidlash August 09, 2021
Guys who post sad edits hoping a girl will notice. These people will often call other people simps to hide their simpery.
by Simp.killer March 24, 2020