Dog Noodle

When your penis is limp and red as a dog’s dick from an all day porn and masturbation marathon.

I beat off all day yesterday when mom and dad left for work. Now I got the dog noodle today. I can’t touch it.

by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018

Fantastic noodles

Above average quality, two-minute noodles

i love fantastic noodles

by Anti.Social.Club6 June 20, 2019

Get noodled

Get noodled is something u say after you trick someone into doing what you want, like after they made you a cup of tea because u got them to.

Jesus: yo god man, i need a pack of cigarettes. Can you go steal some from Co Op for me.

God: yes brother jesus.

Jesus: get noodled u small man.

by Mr.kingTeaMan December 9, 2020

lanky noodle

Luke hemmings q member of 5 seconds of summer

Girl: I searched lanky noodle on google and luke from 5sos came up

by GhostOfMichael July 16, 2018

noodle bar

Christian and his small black weiney hang out.#So fun

Want to go with him .fun at the noodle bar

by JdjfnsnnnhehdjddHdhsjjdk January 30, 2017

Noodle Brow

When a person has the arch of their eyebrow resemble a macaroni noodle. This occurs achieved when the individual uses the over pluckage technique.

Phil: Hey did you see that girl Monique, whats up with those brows.

Colleen: She crazy over plucks... she had insane noodle brow.

Phil: Someone needs to tell her to put those tweezers away.

by spencer sparkle December 3, 2009

Rustic noodles

Rustic noodles

The act of making spaghetti

(Just the noodles) and having your female friend who is on her period add her blood on top of the noodles, replacing the pasta sauce.

Hey honey, tonight we should have your famous rustic noodles.

by Alienboy453 July 12, 2022