mercy mute

When someone mutes you during a Teams meeting when you are accidently off-mute and making inappropriate comments or farting or just generally doing stupid shit without knowing you were off mute.

Oh dang! Someone mercy muted Jennifer when she was yelling at her husband during the Sales meeting - it was just getting to the good part too.

by anonymous May 8, 2024

Ruinxix Mute

The Ruinxix Mute was established on July 4th, 2024; It was established because he was chat flooding with a Wikipedia description about the Chrysler 440 V8, which everyone found atrocious and offensive to the Solar Realms server.

Woah, he's talking about the Chrysler 440 V8! Call the Ruinxix Mute!

by Sunsetty July 4, 2024

Raining mightymen and mutherfuckers

A very Heavy Rainstorm with high winds but not classified as severe.

As Harry came in soaked from the storm he replied "Damn, It's raining Mightymen and Mutherfuckers out there!"
Raining Cats and Dogs

by Funky Wagner August 21, 2009

you’re on mute

The most common phrase used during business video conferencing throughout COVID, often accompanied with much gesticulation

Tom -

Bob - We can’t hear you, you’re on mute
Tom -
Bob - no, still can’t, you’re on mute
Tom - I f***king hate these video calls
Bob - that’s it, we can all hear you now

by Martin X McFarty February 19, 2021

You're Muted Again

When your wife starts to treat you like a Zoom panel and tells you mid-argument when she's sick of listening to you, "You're muted again," and simply walks away.

"Darling, have you seen your AMEX bill lately?"

"Sweetie, you're muted again."

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

as a mute cat in a box

Being depressed as a mute cat in a box which can't even meow for help

talking with a small voice as a mute cat in a box which can't even be herd

" I am Depressed as a mute cat in a box man.."

" Tommy is as silent as a mute cat in a box"

by A random poster January 6, 2023

The Deaf Mute

When she’s blowing you, you cum in her mouth pop the cum balloon cheeks and it shoots out her nose. (Making it hard to speak and breath) Then, you take the nose cum and jam it in her ears!

Cheryl was blowing me so hard I accidentally gave her the deaf mute, by jamming the cum into her ears!

by Pissedoffeveryday February 4, 2023