Mustard top

An Asian Jew or also could be a Asian man with a uncircumcised below average penis
I tell ya what Jenny I had the best mustard top in my life

Second that fucking mustard top Jew tried to sell me undercooked chicken fried rice at double the price
by The first time you were able a October 03, 2023
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Mustard boy

Mustard boy is a stupid fat furry monkey who shoves mustard up his asshole and eats it, he also ruins his friends ranked games and is profusely bad at video games, especially valorant.
Guy 1:dude you threw my ranked game, I lost 22 rr.
Guy 2 (mustard boy): I tried my best
Guy 1: you fucking suck
by kkpep January 06, 2024
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Mustard Hole

bro move your cat, it’s mustard hole is staring right at me”
“it’s just what they do bro”
by kanggtula October 09, 2021
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mustard dick

When you accidentally drip mustard off of a pretzel onto your crotch.
"Aw man I just mustard dicked myself!"
by Big Booty Shaker 69 April 06, 2017
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Mustard Dick

When a males genitals smells so awful it burns your nostrils.
by Storm Supreme June 12, 2025
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Mustard Dick

When you see a man that is scruffy and gross who doesn't have the best hygiene and who’s dick definitely smells like mustard.
“I want a blue collar man”
“naw they definitely have mustard dick
by Thatboyfr June 19, 2024
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