muscle car

bad handling, under-engineered, over powered, polluting, unreliable, piece of over-rated american crap

delusional american number 1: yeehoo bob! were goin' faster than a scalded hog, in mah here noo muscle car!
delusional american number 2:gee whizz bob, we sure are, but i never, whats that!?
delusional american number 1: i believe thats a corner bob, oh no were gonna die!!

by laughingatamericans June 27, 2010

muscle car

A performance car that's very different from a sports car. Louder engines with deeper bass, engines from V8 and V10, bolder designs, more naturally performanced, and are classics. However, they're a piece of junk compared to sports cars because they have shitty handling since they're made for drags only and no circuits, heavy as hell from their frames and engines, boring designs, and in the shop more often than on the road. They're also American made cars, while sports cars are American made, Asian made, and European made.

Muscle Car owner: You my car broke down twice and costed me 2 grand to fix it.

Sports Car owner: Wow that's a muscle car you have their. My sports car never had any problems and it's on the road all the time.

by Todd Windmill November 4, 2012

Muscley

An adjective used to describe the sensation of strong muscles after exercising.

After working out on the treadmill, I feel muscley.

by Savnbrit March 30, 2017

Import Muscle Cars

Imoport Muscle cars are the big daddies of the Import world generally having at least a 6-Cylinder engine and turbocharged. There are basically six of them: Nissan Skyline GT-R(R32-34), Toyota Supra RZ or RS, Mazda RX-7 (RZ, RS, or Enfini), Nissan 300ZX Fairlady, Honda NSX-T Type-R, and the Mitsubishi GTO Twin-Turbo AWD. Sadly the only car that is still in production and still has the power of it's predecessor is the Nissan Z. You could make arguments for the new Mazda RX-8 but it's nothing compared to the third gen. RX-7.

A 2001 Nissan Skyline GT-R R34 Nur Edition, Now that's an Import Muscle car

by CudaGuy August 21, 2004

Muscle Inflation

The peak of a workout where your pumped and can't move your arms. It feels like your biceps are balloons.

Arnold Schwarzenegger says muscle inflation feels like cumming with a woman.

by SageExtreme October 16, 2010

Muscle Cow

A boner that lasts for a long period of time for no reason, or if you've taken too much viagra.

Dude yesterday I had a freaking muscle cow during that lecture and I swear everybody noticed.

by JoshTheManWassup April 4, 2011

Mushles

Someone who has no muscles, or whose muscles are very squishy.

Feel my guns!
Wow, nice mushles...

by duelle October 18, 2011