Nigger Muscle

A penis that is above the average size

My friend javian has a nigger muscle.

by Girth monster July 5, 2021

Muscle fuck

When someone doesn't have access to proper loading tools such as a loader or skid steer and is forced to unload heavy items by hand.

" There wasn't a loader available at the time , so we ended up having to MUSCLE FUCK the rest of the sod rolls by hand."

by StevenAveryisinnocent April 26, 2016

Kinktus Muscle

The muscle that links the brain of a moron to their genitals.

Preston was trying to prolong a sexual experience by thinking about dead bunnies when he sprained his kinktus muscle.

by iam2eeyore April 1, 2010

Ninja muscle

When you do something sneaky and get away with it. // when you do some trickery or pull some shit off.// when you pull off a pimp flip or parquet move or some athletic feat.

I went home with this bomb from the club last night and woke up to her mom showing up calling her name, so I flexed my NINJA MUSCLE, jump out of the window dipped down the fire escape and ran out.

by El Chueko December 9, 2014

Web-muscle

Having a lot of web-based capacity, presence, or power. Having an effective website, a great blog, or the ability to influence things via the web.

#1 Obama's campaign has a lot more web-muscle than McCain's

#2 That company's website is great, really interactive and informative, they got great web-muscle.

#3 This guy's blog has alot of subscribers and he can pull off a lot of things using his web-muscle.

by Zachary Henkel October 16, 2008

honda muscles

well defined muscles from working out at the gym; but with out the ability to be of any actual use. Like a Hinda car they look good but cant pull for sh*t.

The guy was acting tough him and his honda muscles

by tomshands March 24, 2019

Muscle Beeje

The worst possibly blow job you can recieve from the worst possible girl. If, however, a Bologna Sinclair is performed, Muscle Beeje then becomes Miami Beeje

I was so drunk last night, I definately got a Muscle Beeje from this chick at that bar.

by Traytsa August 8, 2007