A regrettable, public, yet hilarious (to some) night involving a large amount of alcohol. Often results in a trail of confusing clues to the toilet where you vomited last night.
I was so wasted last night, I can't remember what I did. Nikki told me I kicked Justin in the back and touched Cherchez's nose. Must be a cornrow morning!
by Noddle February 22, 2012
Get the Cornrow Morning mug.When you try to prepare yourself in the morning for the day ahead, only to find that everyone else is taking up the bathroom (i.e. "gangbanging" it) and fucking up your schedule royally; this is especially an issue if the people you live with take excessively long showers (sorry, but anything over 15 minutes in the morning is way too much).
You are often left with three choices:
1) to forego showering and leave out the door possibly smelling of shit
2) to take the risk of being late by waiting out your inconsiderate roommates/family to get a half-assed shower and tooth-brushing in
3) to be sunk into a such a shitty mood to say "fuck it" and skip out on class/work that day
You are often left with three choices:
1) to forego showering and leave out the door possibly smelling of shit
2) to take the risk of being late by waiting out your inconsiderate roommates/family to get a half-assed shower and tooth-brushing in
3) to be sunk into a such a shitty mood to say "fuck it" and skip out on class/work that day
I wake up at 7am everyday to prepare for my 9am classes, but all too often I find that all my dickhead dormmates decide that they need thirty minutes apiece to shower, and won't even give me the courtesy to first take my shower that they know doesn't take as long as theirs. The morning gangbang is usually a good indicator of how the rest of my day goes.
by BullockDS March 30, 2015
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A shit that you have to take less than 15 mins after arriving to work. Alot of times it can get you in trouble with the boss because they have no idea where the hell you are.
Barbara: Have you seen Jenny this morning?
Jay: No I haven't. Have you checked the bathroom yet? She could be taking an early morning shit.
Barbara: God damnit!
Jay: No I haven't. Have you checked the bathroom yet? She could be taking an early morning shit.
Barbara: God damnit!
by Speakerbox12 June 1, 2016
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It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.
It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.
John: Man, the bathroom has been backed up for ages thanks to Jerry. He's doing a Good Morning & God Bless
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!
by kboof May 23, 2018
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Get the Minnesota Morning mug.Christmas story morning- when you wake up and some semen leakage from the night prior has stuck your dick hole to your underwear. Just like when flick was triple dog dared to stick his tongue to the frozen flag pole.
My Dick hole has been bothering me all day. I need to start peeing before I go to bed so I can prevent these Christmas story mornings.
by Tenaciousron October 18, 2017
Get the christmas story morning mug.Absurdly early in the morning. See also zero dark thirty, asscrack or buttcrack of dawn, dark o'clock or stupid o'clock
"I need a power nap. I'm not used to being up at beef jerky in the morning."
"Bro, this better be important – it's beef jerky in the morning here."
"Bro, this better be important – it's beef jerky in the morning here."
by freezerbee August 1, 2019
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