Moonrise kingdom

When you roll down your window or do it for a friend to stick your butt out to take a shit

Yo lemme do a moonrise kingdom real quick, so open the windows

by Doxon January 17, 2024

Moonieml

Moonieml is a Pinterest celebrity and she’s very famous! She has over 7k followers and she posts daily! She also has over 4 million monthly views!! She’s very popular in Tokyo and Russia. She’s very kind and friendly, and she loves her fans! Her true identity is unknown for now

P1: “hey, do you follow Moonieml on Pinterest?”
P2: “Yes, who doesn’t follow her?”

by Honeypie<3 January 22, 2024

Moonscreen

Meant to be apart of your nighttime routine, You’ve got sunscreen which is mean to protect you from sunburn during the day, and now there’s this new Moonscreen which is supposed to protect you from intrusive thoughts and existential dread at night.

Did you sleep well last night?

No I didn’t apply Moonscreen last night and stayed up thinking about the meaninglessness of life.

by rain05 January 22, 2024

monish

the best man on earth. truly the best person i've met in my life i would skin myself alive if it meant he would have a good day.

monish has been sent by god to cure me of my ailments

by fartgirl555555555 January 25, 2024

moons_toons

A bitch who loves to traumatize her characters, in every way possible

And she hates her class whit a burning passion

Moons_Toons, you could-

No

But-

I traumatize you because yes

by Moons_toons November 23, 2023

Moonies

People you may encounter when attending spiritual events such as ecstatic dance, yoga, mindfulness, or meditation. A moony could be considered a little loony, disconnected from reality and trying desperately to show up and impress others with their transcendence of your human ability to comprehend their growth and mindfulness. Speaks in English, but it sounds like an alien language and they mostly say nothing sounding like a word salad. They speak at you, not with you and try to impress upon you how tough their story and magical growth has been as they have now achieved deep enlightenment and an understanding of the world that you simply cannot comprehend. In fact their understanding is so powerful they will speak with such authority while pretending to be but mere humble travelers on the journey while moonsplaining to you how you should perceive and feel the world.

There were a lot of moonies at ecstatic dance last night.

by 3 leaf clovers are all i found February 15, 2024

Moonie

People you may encounter when attending spiritual events such as ecstatic dance, yoga, mindfulness, or meditation. A moony could be considered a little loony, disconnected from reality and trying desperately to show up and impress others with their transcendence of your human ability to comprehend their growth and mindfulness. Speaks in English, but it sounds like an alien language and they mostly say nothing sounding like a word salad. They speak at you, not with you and try to impress upon you how tough their story and magical growth has been as they have now achieved deep enlightenment and an understanding of the world that you simply cannot comprehend. In fact their understanding is so powerful they will speak with such authority while pretending to be but mere humble travelers on the journey while moonsplaining to you how you should perceive and feel the world.

I met a real moonie at ecstatic dance last night

by 3 leaf clovers are all i found February 15, 2024