moo goo gai pan

crappy chinese food.

waitress: you rike some food?
Me: yeah anything but the moo goo gai pan. It gave me the shits last night.

by Bluto Scones August 31, 2006

“That makes the cow go moo!”

A phrase used to express an overwhelming amount of joy you feel as a result of something good happening. To make the cow go moo is to please the cow.

Her: Do you want some head?
Me: Why, yes! “That makes the cow go moo!”

by FunnyPhrasesandTingz November 19, 2020

moo-ish/mooish

"moo" meaning screwing"
"ish" meaning stuff

Screwing-stuff

your mom is very Mooish.

by Species June 30, 2004

molly moo and courty porty

The best freinds ever m. Wow molly and courty are really fucking stunning, can often be found with a rare specimen called becca buzz twirking on face time drink pink gin.

People often say i’m so jealous i wish i had a molly moo and courty porty

by snazzycow January 1, 2021

ass duff moo vee

a pre noueashhon of asdf movie

shlod we walch ass duff moo vee 12?

by cb(minecraft fnaf) 1 fan January 28, 2021

Moo Shu Beef Jerky

The act of beastiality on a cow while enjoying a bag of Jack Links beef jerky

Instead of cow tipping I snuck into my neighbors farm for some good old moo shu beef jerky

by Blame The Clown May 7, 2018

what the moo shoo pork?

the phrase i like to exclaim very loud in public over "what the fuck?"

"yo i said orange chicken! what the moo shoo pork? is this?!"

by jon the jew January 1, 2009