Midget Pimp

A person who pimps out little people prostitutes exclusively.

With the large demand for sexy little people, the midget pimp's business was booming. pimpmidgetlittle people

by Leah Bo Beah May 25, 2011

Midget Stripper

A stripping midget, look out for them, they only show up for when you're... short on cash...

Midget Stripper

Sorry sir you can't afford our strippers...
* midget stripper comes in*
"I'm half their price"

by Datboi_2001 May 30, 2018

wingy midget

a exceptional small being who like the occasional winge and foot stomping.

person one: i don't want to go to sizzler!
person two: stop being a wingy midget!!

by yourmother826t874 October 27, 2008

midget tit

1. small child

2. someone that acts like a small child

"some midget tit was trying to sell me girl scout cookies"

guy 1 - "you have a sister??"
guy 2 - "yeah, but she's just a midget tit, you pedo"

by uuhhhjaboa! March 16, 2010

Midget tosser

A small girl who over compensates with a big attitude. Will get an attitude over hearing you breathe. Usually throws Yankee candles.

I had a stuffy nose and some midget tosser assaulted me with a candle.

by Midget tosser January 27, 2020

Crack midget

A nigga of small stature who indulges in the pleasures of inhaling vaporized crack cocaine

I was locked up in the joint with a fuckin crack midget bruh. that nigga was out of his mind, wouldn't stop fiending for rock so I punted his little ass into the toilet

by Realassmofucka69420 January 23, 2021

midget mark

A small dwarf called mark who is annoying and gets terrored for being small

Midget mark is a cunt

by Midget mark December 12, 2016