Midget Stripper

A stripping midget, look out for them, they only show up for when you're... short on cash...

Midget Stripper

Sorry sir you can't afford our strippers...
* midget stripper comes in*
"I'm half their price"

by Datboi_2001 May 30, 2018

midget tit

1. small child

2. someone that acts like a small child

"some midget tit was trying to sell me girl scout cookies"

guy 1 - "you have a sister??"
guy 2 - "yeah, but she's just a midget tit, you pedo"

by uuhhhjaboa! March 16, 2010

Midget tosser

A small girl who over compensates with a big attitude. Will get an attitude over hearing you breathe. Usually throws Yankee candles.

I had a stuffy nose and some midget tosser assaulted me with a candle.

by Midget tosser January 27, 2020

wingy midget

a exceptional small being who like the occasional winge and foot stomping.

person one: i don't want to go to sizzler!
person two: stop being a wingy midget!!

by yourmother826t874 October 27, 2008

Midget pack

A pack of low quality USA mint cigarettes that are small in size

“Yo bossman can you grab me a pack of USA mints”

“Yeah I’ll get you that midget pack”

by Myleftlegstoppedworking July 6, 2021

midget mark

A small dwarf called mark who is annoying and gets terrored for being small

Midget mark is a cunt

by Midget mark December 12, 2016

Mental midget

Small minded person. Psycho. Stalker.

Stacy Kendell is a mental midget.

by BossBitch79 December 1, 2019