mid-future

The point after carrying out a bad idea, at which you immediately realize it was a bad idea.
Johns car overheated, so he pulled to the side of the road to check it out. Without thinking about it, he grabbed a paper towel and used it to protect his hand from the heat as he removed the radiator cap. I'm sure John thought this was a perfect mid-future situation as the boiling antifreeze from the radiator sprayed all over his arms and face.
by Marcus P. September 13, 2007
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mid timer

Member of a community particularly in a 12-step fellowship who has been around 5-10 years. Understands some modern lingo but lacks in understanding of some of the more popular slang.
Newcomer: yo I just popped a bean
Mid timer: oh you just took some ecstasy?
Newcomer: na bra, a xanny..man you're a mid timer
by Jacobtanner November 24, 2024
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Unironically she mid ash

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Unironically she mid ash
by Unironically she mid ash May 27, 2023
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Mid shift

For the women or men that just aren't feminine or masculine. Nor a boy or girl. Just a good ol' Mid shift. A little bit of everything and anything.
Q: Are you a boy or a girl? A: I'm neither just a mid shift
by Louderthnu March 01, 2016
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Mids Peddler

Someone who does or sells mids.
by Stankycorn April 04, 2019
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Mid-coit

Short for middle of coitous. Defining an act that happens mid sexual encounter (verb)
I am surprisingly good at taking work conference calls mid-coit

Sometimes you need a mid-coit snack
by TinderWordsOfWisdom September 03, 2021
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Zeezie Mid

Up and coming rapper. Surprised everyone with how good Voldemort is. The best rapper at MHS followed by Yung Dranq. Voldemort was heat excited to see what’s next!
Girl: “Who is that super talented rapper with an eight inch dick”
Boy: That’s my idol Zeezie Mid
by TheTruth25 April 02, 2019
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