Mexican vampire

A Mexican that’s too white for their own race

Oh look there’s a Mexican vampire

by Lolisuded1 November 29, 2018

Mexican Straitjacket

When you wrap an animal (usually a cat) in a towel with just the head sticking out like a burrito

The cat doesn't like his Mexican straitjacket, but he can't claw me while I shove this pill down his throat.

by blacktie November 24, 2012

Mexican doorhanger

When you accidentally walk into a room and unknowingly find three or more guys having a gay orgy.

Jacob was out knocking on doors to notify home owners of the water outage when he accidentally walked in on a Mexican doorhanger. He was never the same after seeing that.

by Woperator11 August 01, 2017

Mexican Sourgrub

When you pour a table spoon of salt on a lady's vagina so it shrivels up, and then you eat her box.

Gave her an enchilada to go with her Mexican Sourgrub.

by Seeeh September 03, 2009

Mexican circles

N. Another name for GHB, commonly known as the date rape pill.

Ohio football coach Frank Solich loves Mexican Circles

by Luke M. October 30, 2006

Mexican Camcorder

A very low quality video camera on a cell phone.

Amigo, your Youtube Video looks like crap because you used your Mexican Camcorder.

by Pedro L. December 29, 2007

Mexican Divorce

Leaving your wife's head on the side of the road.

Juanita wouldn't shut her fat face so i just got a mexican divorce.

by alejandro1182 October 11, 2011